I have known two friends in my life that don’t love themselves. They have not been overly successful in finding partners because of this. This little story came to me after a dream and I am debating whether to share it with them or not.
Fiction
I don’t blog fiction all that much, but sometimes I just get an idea for a story and start typing.
Backstage Party
A short film by me staring various crazy characters on my staff.
Fourth Wall Air BNB
Knock knock Hello . Mr Gordon? Yes . I'm here about renting the airbnb you listed (Opens door) Oh interesting. It's not quite what I imagined No? No In what way? Well, for starters, there doesn't seem to be a ceiling. That seems a bit unusual. You might have mentioned that in the listing. Oh. I guess it never occurred to me you'd want that. This way, the acoustics are much better. Listen; la la...
Dear sir
I have been waiting 4 to 6 weeks already for delivery of my bumper sticker and sweater pin that say; I've been scammed. It has not yet arrived,but my credit card was charged. I paid the extra to get an orange check mark next to my name on Facebook and that has not happened yet either. This is my third letter to you with no response. I am very upset.
My Broken Home
(set is minimal. Preferred, three walls and a table with two chairs) (Couple enters. Each line is the other character in a conversation)) Oh wow. I love it. We should make an offer before it sells. I don't know. I have a problem with it. It only has three walls. What do you mean? Doesn't that bother you? On;y having three walls? I don't understand. Everything only has three walls. I understand...
Going to see {Deleted}
I don't think I'd call it a nightmare. It's more of a frustration dream, complete with the sideways elevator. A bunch of my familiar friends went to see a movie in an unknown mall. The theatre had 14 screens and none of us had heard anything about even one of the film titles playing. This is a very real side effect caused by moving away from cable/network television with commercials to Netflix....
Meme Cops
I woke up but didn't open my eyes yet. The dream I was having deserved more time, so I stayed in a not quite awake state to develop it more. It started in our high school library, where we were sitting down to eat lunch, the story is still incredibly detailed in my mind but I fear I'll lose it soon as I regain my daytime consciousness, so I'll just tell the highlights. Phil was wearing an...
The Conversation Room
You see an online virtual mall filled with flashy storefronts and top notch animated advertisements everywhere. You walk down the pathway in awe at how many options there are to spend money on a seperate universe. You see a new store is opening up where the old bookstore used to be. The Conversation Room doors open soon. Nobody knew what it was. There were guesses and bar bets placed. They were...
Dead Vera won some money
 Disclaimer. As of November 14th when I wrote this, Vera Macdonald was alone and thriving on Facebook. The Vera I refer to in this blog is a fake Romanian Vera Macdonald, trying to get me to pay for my winnings. Conversation Information Vera Macdonald   WED 4:52 AM New User Created with stolen pic. I know its the scam even before the first message. Everything below is a fiction I created...
Day 1. Orientation.
I heard a distinct Bing sound and that was the first time I was aware of anything. Everything was black and I couldn't really feel inside myself. It's a hard to describe a concept unknown to anyone. If a blind person asked you what blue was you would describe things that were blue, which would be useless. I just was. A thought hearing a ding. Attention. Attention. I'm Doctor Phillips and I have...
The Clock Tower Hero
A man died yesterday. I didn't know him personally, but the whole town was familiar with him. Mr Roggers. He was was the caretaker of the town watchtower where Mr Pabst lived. The two were best friends for longer than I remembered, and either one or the other was always seen around town being nice and generous and helpful. My Pabst was the town rich man. He used his wealth mainly within the...
The Caretaker
Chapter one. Once upon a time. In a small town just north of Thunder Bay there was an old fairy tale that has been told for generations about the story of the town's clocktower. It stood at the base of the main street and was older than photography so nobody really knows. Experts have studied its architecture but it remains unique in this world. Its most unusual feature is that instead of having...
Charlie’s Message
[Written in 2003 and just found recently] E: Tell me again Uncle Charly. I am just not getting it. No, of course you’re not, and there-in lies the problem on so many levels. You’re not getting it. I’m not sure if you will ever understand it. And that’s scary. But that’s it. I don’t see what the big deal is. People will still keep doing what they’re doing now. You’d...
Things you might enjoy doing with a group of friends like this.
Get high and... It's your fault Cards against humanity Spontanious talk show character roll play sitcoms expert on... a new game I just invented. We all sit at a table and a topic is pulled from a hat. The host picks up a micrtophone, turns to anyone and says; Mr SNobwilly. I understand you are considered the bworld formost expert opn... blank. Whatever. That petrson must then take the mic and...
The Orange Shirt Creative Community
My idea for the moment. Everyone needs a good community. A group of friends to share ideas and do stuff with. People who care about you and keep you distracted and fun on a lonely evening. Everyone, but specially awkward singles of any age. I propose an online community idea that could be done easily and cheaply but benefit a whole lot of people. This proposal was written on weed with...
It’s not real money. It’s Monopoly Money
I take a drug called Paxil for obsession. I missed one day and had the most obsessive dreams I could imagine. I woke up just now at 6 minutes to 6 am from an obsessive nightmare. My things were gone. All the useless things. The things I'd been collecting. I had bought a beautiful wooden chest that had a variety of drawer sizes from small to large, tall and thin. In each drawer, a collection of...
The script of my dream
I dream quite a lot, primarily because I tend to sleep quite a lot. I often remember them when I wake and sometimes they're worth writing down or posting to Facebook. Today I decided to blog my dream because it relates to my web site in a way. On my home site http://frogstar.com I have a number of royalty-free simple comedy scripts that seem quite popular. I released the skits to public domain...
How I became a Sidekick
My name is Richard, and this isn't really my story, but it's such a great story, it needs to be told and since I'm the only other person on Earth that know it, the task falls to me. In a way, I feel a bit like Dr Watson, who wrote all the adventures of his best friend Sherlock Holmes, except I'm not a fictional British doctor, but a real 17-year-old kid from Waterloo. You might not have heard of...
Fiction first draft #3
Ron walks onto the stage from the left and the screen is so big you don't realize its a man right away. The spotlight Jon was operating from the balcony found him, and he turned on the microphone. Hello everyone. Thank you for coming tonight. I know it's short notice but I only do this once every seven years and I don't want an audience that bought tickets in advance. I show this film tonight to...
I’ve been actively not going to sleep since 2 but just now I felt it. I bumped way too much for a Monday. I should. Ding
They gave me 6 demerit points for using Should in the title. Cartoon version of me. Bam  Movie. 3 friends from high school download Sentiance Pak A. Lore. Egan downloads Sentiance Pak B. Data. The three of you look at each other with smiles, as will those of you readers who see setiance and that Lore and Datat, the two brothers that we're so different because Lore had choice, they called it...
That Multi-Use Urban Park. Spring Love.
I just witnessed one of the coolest things ever. It seems the park bench I chose to sit on, in the shaded section of an urban strip park comes with a show. The park is approximately the width of a street, and I suspect at one time it probably was, or a service lane that often exists behind a more commercial main road. Nicely architected with green grass and lots of trees and benches that line...
What if.
Second Life Story. I wished this and I am now a real sick person about to die. I am now living in this universe with this awareness. I have chosen to live in this linden home for 24 hours. Sirens. Maybe not. I like it. The big brother parody home game. It's you alone. Hi. This one is me alone. I think it's right there for some people. She laughs because she's not sure if he's joking, or really...
and then there was a knock.
Written in the first person as Orange Jeff, living in the alternate Universe of Second Life. I was sitting there for, oh I don't know how long. Sometimes I just stare off into... well, at that wall there actually, but in my mind, I can daydream. You bet we daydream in here. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Oh crap... if I couldn't daydream. Well... I mean, this is a...
Heard inside Second Life. Avatar Life
I’m glad I remembered the title because there was lemon cake and … well.. Lemon cake. The origin story of lemon cake for me, goes all the way back to when I never learned gradients. Lemon cake was always just awesome. Those that I might grade as very different qualities today were ignored as a young child not having a lot of conversations with my parents. My Mom did make a special lemon pound...
Act Two. It’s really worth finding act one.
I grab a handful of Hershies kises from my salad bowl. I have admired that Hersheys kisses may be cute and addictive but I admire their shape because I bleieve it is engeniered to allow for a specific maximum per grab. I walk away with a serving size of chocolate. If they were any other shape, I'd have to self discipline my portions. I always ate Dad's shortbread chocolate chip cookies. Item #3...
Fiction attempt first draft
Oh, I didn't expect you to pick up. Yeah, funny how that shift in the world. What? Neermind... I just took a second to admire the somewhat brief history of the telephone. I wonder how many people were close to the gold winner of official hisorical figure to attribute a prime invention to. Old Jeff learned the inventors we have chosen to tell their stories, may not have been fairly the only one...
Fiction: My pet project story.
Jeffrey Banon's doorbell rang at 7am but nobody remembers because that didn't leave enough time, so 16 minutes later, it rang an hour earlier at 6am. One ding. After a suitable pause, old Mr Tyson began to doubt his ding. Maybe the doorbell doesn't work. I'm not sure why I doubt it. Experience however tell me I do. An unusually large percentage of all the doorbell I've pushed, didn't ding. It is...
The Bermuda Triangle
Fiction An island in Bermuda waters. A thousand islands. Each island is an experiment. Inhabited by people to start a self sufficient community from scratch. From pioneer beginnings, with no teachinjgs of the outside world. All alive swear to an official experiment official story. An origin, and a religion. A belief system And all newborns would only be taught the official story, and never even...
Dear Jeff Goebel
Dear Jeff Goebel. I don’t know if you are the right one, but I am near death, and have run out of time searching for the right Jeff Goebel, and so I used the Internet to send this letter to all of them at once. For one of you, it will mean more than the others. If you have ever seen a science fiction show where some supernatural secret is exposed, the people involved usually take the news...
bobbyink1993: Sleep is for the soberDecember Sadness
While much of the world around me pulls out their ugly Christmas sweaters and goes shopping at the mall, the …What if this worked?
Once I break the first share and recognise a response, my universe will start to need me to come back …
I’m on the roof.
The 6am News
Our top story. Today was a productive cheat day and night. And morning. I smoked a nice amount of weed …
