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Pause & Blog
This category contains all of my blog postings of TV shows and movies, often composed while and still watching
70’s Variety Childhood
A text transcript of what was supposed to be an audio podcast with OrangeJeff and Pi.ai
I miss the mornings of the past
Mornings used to be fun. I'd wake up and turn on the radio and follow along with my morning radio friends. They do crazy things and share opinions and take requests. I'd enter contests and even win occasionally. It was a belonging feeling.I still have most of the phone numbers memorized. In fact, the radio stations of my childhood are the only phone numbers I know without looking them up. In an...
Scripted Dreams
I almost always dream in a universe seperate from my reality. It has differences from my awake world but it's pretty consistent within itself. Then there my scripted dreams. I'm not always in them.Dreams that are presented more formally as either existing movies or TV shows but with original plot lines and characters.These dreams often come to me if I go to sleep with an unresolved show fresh in...
The Black List
Why I like watching The Blacklist
Sunday. Movie Day
It started with a few meth bong hits at 7am and then the Thor Love and Thunder. It's the Marvel comedy relief character I think. An action movie with funny stuff. I had a tiny line of my remaining stuff. I doubt I can make it last beyond tomorrow. I am not as afraid of being without as I was before. It might not be such a horrid experience. 3pm. I just did a tiny bong hit now more out of habit...
I’ve watched Netflix
I think I may have watched everything on Netflix. Not literally everything, but everything I think I'd like. There are a lot of really enjoyable series on the service but when you live alone with full days to watch TV, eventually there isn't much left. On network TV, I watched a lot of crime procedurals, a few sitcoms and not much else. None of those are popular picks for Netflix and most of...
Time travel used to exist.
I just watched the latest and perhaps last Ryan Reynolds film; the Adam project. I am a fan of time travel stories and even have two projects stories of my own in various stages of procrastination. I search out and watch as many time stories as I can and I don't judge their process or logic. Most don't end well. Time travel is a popular tool for science fiction stories but every one needs you to...
Saturday Night Live October opening
I'm quite high on weed and will probably get higher so I'm being critical of new Saturday night like episode with a live blog. It seems to me that the cold opening is going on and on and it's probably lost a lot of stars like myself because it was really specific and and more in my faith politics than I remember. It's not light it's trying to be somewhat educational I think and I turned out. I'm...
I invented a game
Since birth, I have been inventing games.I hardly do anything in a row without turning it in to some game. It's been a mechanism of not feeling repetitious and boring When you have to be repitious and borning. Not biring... just less interesting. It occurs to me that I have a game which might be fun in a char room like KiK. This is one of those moments that qualifies and genius is still...
Pauseanlog – John Wick 3
It occurs to me as I write this, it could be used against me in a court of law. Pause 1:06:19 I am watching this on my Plex.A fresh new release that I've been warned about twice, and yet I don't "do the thing" that would make it a safer illegal act. A better criminal. I should. I could. I don't. It's not exactly that I want to get caught, but I don't want to deny that I'm doing it. With...
Pausenblog Domain
In keeping with my JUST DO IT motif, I got up out of bed after a small toke and decided to create the website Pauseanblog about the German word I made up. It's what I use when I blog while the show is paused, as it has been for over an hour while I tried to do something. I used the inspiration of the TV show to start. As it turned out, I seem to have let the domain go. I know I owned...
Productive highs… Optomism.
I did a few things I don't usually do . I started new tasks and set forth ... I stalled doing real things, but I did feel productive. I had been enjoying alternative TV programming, using an old Android TV Nexus box and it's been great. This week, I switched to a new system. It was "new". I can now blog and watch TV and hang out ok KiK. I can even have Orange Jeff here from the alternate...
Pausenblog. blood and Treasure S01E01
2:27 in Two distinct storylines begin. A female archiologist leads her team in a cave as smooth and powdery as a set. She sees a dead end and declairs it's a door and then reaches into the set, er, rock and says this is where the lever would go. Sets her tone. A whoosh if mytetious ghost air..... Cut to the other woman who is pin her arviological dig when the bad guys intruot and blog up a...
So that was Saturday
Wake, sleep, watch, sleep, watch, sleep, eat, watch, sleep, watch and sleep. Wake to write this Watch, sleep
Things you might enjoy doing with a group of friends like this.
Get high and... It's your fault Cards against humanity Spontanious talk show character roll play sitcoms expert on... a new game I just invented. We all sit at a table and a topic is pulled from a hat. The host picks up a micrtophone, turns to anyone and says; Mr SNobwilly. I understand you are considered the bworld formost expert opn... blank. Whatever. That petrson must then take the mic and...
A bad thing for a good reason.
I'm not sorry. I do not regret today's desision... But of course, I'd say that now, still under the influence of a euphoria I previous denied. I am euphoric and creative and excited. I have been writing all night. My normal behaviour was to take some MDMA and try to find somebody to help me with my lifelong quest. The quest for my partner. I try to go into business either with one of my top...
The Orange Shirt Creative Community
My idea for the moment. Everyone needs a good community. A group of friends to share ideas and do stuff with. People who care about you and keep you distracted and fun on a lonely evening. Everyone, but specially awkward singles of any age. I propose an online community idea that could be done easily and cheaply but benefit a whole lot of people. This proposal was written on weed with...
My TV habit.
In past years I have posted a list of the TV shows I watch and enjoy. Back in the days before I started taking Paxil for my obsessive tendencies, that was a big list with over 40 hours a week This year my list is quite different. The way I watch TV has changed with the times, due in part to my budgetary but party because society is changing as a whole. There are so many more options above and...
Pausenblog: November Greys.
It's a week and a bit since I started the new perscription from my phyciatrist. I didn't really ask for the drugs, although that was my intent for the last three years. The whole story stems from me wanting to see if amphedimine based medication would work for me, because my A.DD has gotten more noticiable since I started evaluation my life when I had to live on my own for the first time. I...
@Pausenblog
I like the idea that I invented a word, but even more that I invented it in German, a language of my people, that I do not speak. We didn't talk much about my father's people. I was raised British on my Mother's side. Our town was British. It's less British now. Over the years the community grew to include many other nations who can pass for British. Pausenblog is a german word which translates...
A real E-Nail Dab bong rip
At first I didn't see the amount of smoke on the exhale that I expected, so of course - I did another one. Another few actually. Still no exhale smoke. I did some nice long rips too. I remember being complimented on how big an inhale I could do back when I was first lkearning how to toke correctly. There is a right qaway and a wrong way to inhale pot. I should poiunt out...
Liveblogging Sharknado
First Pause. 4 minutes and 54 seconds was actually quite a long time before the first pause for this film. I got high on weed to watch it, and I think they knew that was their primary market. It starts off and you instantly realize, Ok. This is called the last one for a reason. If you loved Sharknoado for the right amount of bad to be watchable and somewhat enjoyable, especially on weed, then...
No Internet Blogging
When the Internet is down, the email editor seems to be the best way to blog. It still works like an editor with spellcheck and copy and paste. It seems almost everything else won't even load without the Internet. I have the Wordpress app on Windows and I thought it would work without, but it has no options or features at all unless logged in. It’s a Wednesday, although I’m doing y best to treat...
As my pump gently beats.
... but mother, I don't like beets. My father had only one rule about food, no two. No beets Clean your plate. It was a thing. Something to remember because only having one thingf you won't eat, is a strong way to say you'll eat anything. Neat dad memory to start off a blog intended to be about something else. RESTART I have so much to tell me. it was a good weekend, but not a great weekend, and...
If I could work like I write.
One of the things I like about myself is how easily I've been able to write. It started out of a distraction during my high school years. If I'd lost my place and fallen out of sync with the lesson being taught, I'd just find a sheet of paper and put pent to it with a sentence. I'd be writing. I was asked how I write once and I answered that I just start with a title or a sentence and keep...
Saturday Night Live – Fake News
Pausenblogging, Sunday Night review of Saturday Night Live. One toke. This will be written at certain points of the show as I pause and Blog. I watch the credits and wonder what the longest show opening is. SNL seems longer than an entire Simpsons cartoon opening complete with couchg gag. bam. timed it perfect. Deliny looks like a 70s ventriliquist dummy. Is it ok to say that? It seems like...
The fables of Chakotay
I wanted to tell tonight's entries along with the fables of Chakotay. I start by .. Wow. Brain working very hard to type now. To think. Distractions almost got bizaare. I want to But almost from the ... No. Too tired. May return. Or not. CHAKOTAY: There's a story I heard as a child, a parable, and I never forgot it. A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to...
The 7:10 Loop
Things always change when the THC hits. I had to turn off Deception for being to complex and/or emotional. Luvkily I have another cheap sitcom to watch. Now suddenly I'm sleepy. Are you kidding? I wason a fair portion of stay awake till Thursday night drugs and one toke I'm ready to dose? do... dose and dose are the same word. I hate when English dose that. ha. silly cheap laugh. unpause, Time...
Happy April Fools, Easter Rabbit, Monday.
I did a bit of work today at about 5pm for less than an hour. One task took only minutes, and yet I'd delayed it almost a week for no reason other than I haven't been working. I'm torn. I have so much I want to confess.. err... update to my blog, but it's bad horrid stuff. I keep pretending to be the old me, but it's clear the new Jeff is a drugged out bum. Secret 1: This is the first month I do...
Pausenblog: Kyrpton.
I am about to watch the TV series debut of Krypton. I'm a little high, enough to be inspired to blog. My set and setting are rather depressing at the moment, and it is very possible I may bail quickly and tune in instead to a more familar how, lik South Park or whatever cop murder mysteries I have stored on the PVR. Maybe even NCIS which I've been a fan of, even though a recent article that...
Sticks and Stones Trevor.Sticks and Stones
I thought to myself as I watched; what a great idea. A school somewhere in the USA has brought rocks into the classroom as an alternative deterant method. I'd think twice about running into a room with a gun if I knew ev ery kid had a rock in their hand. That is a visual memory you can come up with and believe. The reality is that kids should hide and try to avoid being a target, for throwing...
The Loup – Survivor Pausenblog
I don't know if it is the greatest or dumbest idea, but Why so extreme? Can't it just be ok. You mean meh? I've never used meh. That Emoji Movie has me thinking of meh. I even posted a long birthday message about hearing meh from a ffriend who's birthday today happens to be. On Facebook, it tells you your friends' birthdays and I'm always a little bit adgitated by the scores of people who post...
Pausenblog: Kevin Probably saves the world – Half a show
Jason Ritter, Kevin probably saves the worldOne of the interesting side effects along the path to choosing crazy has been the ability to watch TV shows in two parts, often a week apart. It happens with frequency (when I'm high) that shows build up some anxiety as I anticipate the emotions coming up in a storyline. As I watch the opening acts of the show, it could be any show. Today's Pausenblog...
The more I have to scatter
I use the word lazy like others do, but understand lazy isn't really what people think it is. I will often go to amazing lengths to not do something easy. Lazy is frustrating because I can fill my head with ideas that all lose interest while waiting in line for me to do anything. I have found a new interest. A new project, and I'm doing it. I am communicating with a video and text blog at least...
The Orange Jeff Chronicles.
I have been working to combine the written portion and the video portion of my daily - oh yeah, I guess it kind of is a routine. I'm still getting used to how much I am surprised each day as I materialize suddenly. Itmight be any time of the day or night, Just did the opening. Horrible. Of course. I know I am attempting to be real and not change for the camera, but this really isn't the me I...
SUPERPOWER
If you believe that the story is the only prize. The story is all. The storyeller are the winners. If you believe in the story, then there is little difference between good and bad. If you understand the power of creating your own stories, then any situation no longer has a happy ending or a horrid ending. Both have a good story. To anyone who didn't share the NOW, the story is what survives......
Remembering not being high 5 minutes ago.
I have a strange relationship with the not stoned Jeff. If I'm honest with myself I have to admit that he isn't around much, and we've never been close, do drugs each evening, and the medicinal and semi medicinal daily usage is probably more of an issue than I usually confess. In other words, I'm almost never not high. Of our two personalities, the high one has become the dominant. This is a...
Is discussion a spolier?
Spoilers: possible Spolier for The Good Place.
Doctor Jeff and Mr. High
I was sitting in bed at 4:20 watching TV. Today should have been a sleep day to make up for my recent awake binge. I had a good nights sleep from 10pm till about 7:30am but I need some more. Instead, I snorted a bit at noon... possibly the line was wider than anticipated. I reacted as if it was a lot, but as usual the effects were not noticeable to me, except that the tired feeling went away....
Rapid Fire ideas
I've thought about these ideas at one time or another. Conversation starter cards to have in bars. Social Media specific to a local bar Set Me Up. Â A dating service 100% done by a close friend. Second Life is going to be replaced, Â and sex might become mainstream. Â Second Life is like Westworld except with 2016 graphics, and everyone is a real person. I believe there is a huge market to sell to....
The Snowman Knows
It occurred to me just now a thought, and then a story. Two Students have asked for extra grades for a secondary project. The teacher assigns them a task. At the next recess, go out and bring back to the school, as many samples of life as you can. The boy goes out and gathers twigs and brances and grass. The girl goes out and rolls up with a snowman containing 300 things. The snowmen havew been...
As close to invisible.
I am reminded of the story of the emperor's clothes. The story I don't remember or care to, but the message was that you can believe anythiung you want to. He walked around nude, with belief. That had a link to my story, but I forgot it, because these headphones I have on also have an FM radio and I can almost hear it... in an OCD bothersome way. The sound is exactly the same as if it might be...
I’m going to try and say a lot tonight…
It's 6:06 on a Sumday. I did not leave the house. I think I showered Friday. I have been getting worse. I have been doing nothing without a little more of the stuff. I have been aware that at some point soon, the positives woud turn to the negatives, but when my justification started, I was still using the suicide plan. The idea that I would live my life to the best of my ability in a...
notes on a Sunday afternoon at 4:20
Saturday Night LIve tried a very harsh opening sketch that was very controversial. Kids asking Santa all the hot topics. I wonder how they decided which kid got to say LIVE FROM NEW YORK...
2B or not 2B
The following video is not one of my own, nor is it anything I am related to in any way, except that I loved it and always forget where it is or how to find it, so I posted it here for reference when I want to show it to somebody else. It is not only a hilarious video worth watching until the very end, but it also shows us how easy it is to misinterpret something especially if we...
I’m in love with Katie Banks
Pausenblog. A German word I invented that refers to the way I often pause my video to blog about a thought, not always inspired by what I'm watching. Tonight is one of those rate occasions where I pause a porn. A new fresh porn that I love. Katie Banks. This will be the fourth of hers I watch part of, free on pornhub. As with most things in my life, I tend to pick a pony and ... I tend to choose...
After Click Comments
As I paused to decide if I wanted that to cross post to my more photoi centric Tumblr blog, and whether r not I should edit it and correct. I can use the Gramerly app to make fixes withut actually having to re-rad the text, whixh is often a problemn becaue I start typing again and everything changes but all the next content has errors, so a proof read just starts the loop. I think fior now, I...
Interaction is where you learn
These past few eeeks in Second Life have been interesting. I guess t be fair, they're always intetesting. pause. There is a group in Second life called "Get HIGH and Play Second Life". It is one of the first weed groups I joined. There arremany others, but I always come bac to that one. I forget if it's tag is ANybody else stoned? but I remmember I liked walking around with that above my head....
Trevor Snapchat
I worry I spend too much on meth…briefly.THen I worry about nothing for a while.
Read moreToday’s a ‘take a shitload of drugs’ kinda day.
badasscannabitch: Tis’ the spooky season???????? Orange
Ok, weekend over. I need to sleep tonight. Try at 430pm. Give up at 5. Sit at computer. Holy shit, it’s tomorrow already. When did that happen.Every tweaker
alishafox: I need a best friend to do drugs with. I’ve found a bunch of friends to get high with in Second Life online. A whole universe with less rules and judgment.Distance is irrelevant.
xponentialdesign: #dailies #trapcodeTAO 80s neon mandalas —> additional variations —>
xotweakerbellxo:this hit was so huge.. God damn! ???? who’s up?! repost. let’s get it. Not so odd to be awake at 1pm… but only a few people know it’s day 3 (grin)
mermaidstoner666:Legit me???????????? Sometimes it’s hard to explain HOW and WHY when people ask; Have you lost weight? I tell them I stopped drinking beer.
Doctor Who in the alternate universe.
debbie-sketch: Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween seasonÂ
I don’t have a real life love life, so I get high and live in the world of Second Life.
Podcasting from my bedroom.
but… but…Â
I call this Life. Technology allows you to make this whatever you want it to be.
The TV I watch 2016
We're a few months into the 2016 seson, and a few shows have already been cancelled. It's time to list the shows I still watch weekly. In no particular order The Daily Show with Trevor noah Full Frontal with Samantha Bee @Midnight (occasional) TMZ (occasional) Dragons' Den (occasional Drunk History (occasional) Tosh.0 22 Minutes Rick Mercer Jimmy Kimmel Live (occasional) InnerSPACE...
I can feel it in the air tonight
I can feel it in the air tonight is a perfect first line for tonights live brain trascript. I packed a big bowl and toked some deep bowls. This is on top of the last of my acid. But it's there... closure on my terms. This trip is not the first to have that feeling of, been here, done nothing. I did some wild hynosis up till the point of premature ejaculation out of sync with the recording. Then,...
Police must be pissed at TV murder shows
One of my favourite genres of Television for the past few years, is the murder show. The hour long dramas that come on at 9 or 10pm and start with a discovery of the body scene. I've blogged before about those scenes, and I still wonder if they are written and sold and directed separately from the main show. It seems like an ideal way for new directors to practice, but it especially seems to be...
Blipverts for 2016. Fast Forward Marketing
In the 1987 TV series Max Headroom, which apparently took place 20 minutes into the future, a lot of technology was displayed. One of the neat idea that stucjk with me over the years was the "Blipverts". These were a new format TV commercial on Network 23 that lasted 3 seconds. Over the years, I've seen broadcast commercials try shorter formats and radio has done so as well. 60...