I know it’s a cliche, but I actually. lost my drugs somewhere in my in my bedroom before I had to leave on a week long vacation.
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Dear sir
I have been waiting 4 to 6 weeks already for delivery of my bumper sticker and sweater pin that say; I've been scammed. It has not yet arrived,but my credit card was charged. I paid the extra to get an orange check mark next to my name on Facebook and that has not happened yet either. This is my...
The Chat Session Origin Story
Watch how the conversation unfolded and tell me you want to invest. The world needs community in a world where we're not interacting like we used to. Community is key to happiness. Sadness shared is halfed. Happiness shared is doubled. We have the opportunity to...
The Monday Distracted Report
I woke up with a gasp today. As far as I remember, I woke up with a gasp about 40 times since 3am, when I finally fell asleep. There are so many things to write about this morning and I suspect I'll only remember to touch on a few. I'll try not to read into the many...
The Story of the Purple Toker
I never really hung out in the webcam girl chatrooms. I'm not sexually arroused by that. Oh no. I really am broken. Like a pianist breaking his hand, I can not write two sentense. My find if flooded with ideas to save me. Why won't anybody believe I'm great, now that...
my origin story would make a nice cartoon.
Nod to a dad story I’ll revise.
A lot of things thraveled trough my mind . ding wow. They continue to do so like cars whizzing by me as I drive on the shoulder of the road. Each car matches my speed, looks at me, and is a story. The cars may be spectacuar in some way, but befor... I stop. I was...
Nod to a dad story I’ll revise.
A lot of things thraveled trough my mind . ding wow. They continue to do so like cars whizzing by me as I drive on the shoulder of the road. Each car matches my speed, looks at me, and is a story. The cars may be spectacuar in some way, but befor... I stop. I was...
my origin story would make a nice cartoon.
I;m Orange Jeff, and this is an Orange Shirt STory
I dream of doing a daily show. I started today. If I can edit just a few and ffollow through, this could be the origin story. I should break out in song. I also think it'shilarious to think that mild mannered Orange Jeff ... brain edited. It doe thhat now. I live my...
maybe the story is enough.
Sometimes I'd get an idea for a way to chanbge the world, or politics or whatever. An idea for a different way to do something. I used to think it's be time to request a change in religion as the age of Aquarius approached because history could shw us that each God...
The story thatoften doesn’tgettold.
Day 4. Friday of a week whereI firstv got hight and have been bumping my moods to seem functional, but on one of those days, a feeklinegemerges that I recogize onlyafter it arrives. Lie, Oh yeah.. you. I hadforgoten about you. Thatmoo where the drugs floatin a...
The story of now
I've been writing more about the concept of now, or a universal now. The single moment if time, that we exist in the aftermath of, and the stories. All of our existence is in the stories were told. Or the stories we tell. Our reaction to now. Our realizations. Now is...
i WANT TO… PAUSE, TELL YOU A STORY.
I EXPERIENCED A REALLY COL lkjlkkk i hhhhh wow. it was a hard habbit to break. i exerienced a hell. it was the most awesome experience of my life. the terror of a hell. i just want to hit a key. the difference between existance or not is not just yes or no. the...
The first thing I hate…
Before I even start, I'm about to complain. This is a poor representation of me, and of the orange shirt blogs. I am not a complainer. If anything, I am at the far other side of a complainer. I have lost hundreds, no, probably thousands in my lifetime because I don't...