A simple sketch comedy script I just wrote out for no reason except the idea came to me in a moment when my brain was idle.
The play. On words
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My new system. You can too
I saw another get rich quick ad at 4am and then 3 more. I opened up chat Gpt and in the next hour I compose this unexpected draft I feel proud of.
The Karen Incident
A simple scenario I created on a website designed to help people deal with Karen customers. This is the way I might have handled it. Am I wrong?
Rooster adoption
A script for a parody of an adopt a rooster commercial.
Fourth Wall Air BNB
Knock knock Hello . Mr Gordon? Yes . I'm here about renting the airbnb you listed (Opens door) Oh interesting. It's not quite what I imagined No? No In what way? Well, for starters, there doesn't seem to be a ceiling. That seems a bit unusual. You might have mentioned...
My Broken Home
(set is minimal. Preferred, three walls and a table with two chairs) (Couple enters. Each line is the other character in a conversation)) Oh wow. I love it. We should make an offer before it sells. I don't know. I have a problem with it. It only has three walls. What...
I can do that, I just can’t do that NOW.
I can do that... Really I can. I just can't do that high, is what I really mean. However, if you ask me twice, I might confess that I just hate doing stuff... no, wait. Oh High Hi... I didn't see you come in. pause. Do I really want to go down this road?...
A new pilot. Script simulator 1.0
I have a little mind game I play sometimes when I get a new idea. A connection of two random thoughts become one that makes sense. In my head, I have conditioned myself to feel the moment of connecting like a light bulb. You are brighter and now may be...
Heard inside Second Life. Avatar Life
I’m glad I remembered the title because there was lemon cake and … well.. Lemon cake. The origin story of lemon cake for me, goes all the way back to when I never learned gradients. Lemon cake was always just awesome. Those that I might grade as very different...
The supervised bullet notes
I'm glad I remembered the title because there was lemon cake and ... well.. Lemon cake. The origin story of lemon cake for me, goes all the way back to when I never...
Act Two. It’s really worth finding act one.
I grab a handful of Hershies kises from my salad bowl. I have admired that Hersheys kisses may be cute and addictive but I admire their shape because I bleieve it is engeniered to allow for a specific maximum per grab. I walk away with a serving size of chocolate. If...
Scripted improv
(A silly play about live improve, for 5 players. Two players come out onto a blank stage in casual wear. Any background is acceptable.) A: Hello Cleveland!  We are Robin and Chris and we are the opaque players. At this time Wed like to take a few suggestions from the...