It's not that my life is more exciting when I'm using drugs, it's that I sleep more when I'm not. My life has about the same level of excitement either way but when I am sleeping, I'm less likely to blog. Ironically, I've had some pretty amazing dreams the past week that we're definitely blog...
feeding time
Beautiful Ontario Spring Afternoon
Farm Posts, General Blog Messages | feeding time, spring
I don't know what the temperature is, but I'm happy to sit outside in my backyard chair and watch the dogs jump around and play with each other in the sunlight just before the evening starts. It's early February and more often than not this week would still be snow covered and cold but today there...
I skipped a day
Farm Posts, General Blog Messages | feeding time, the pig
Pretty much a normal Monday taking care of the dogs and feeding the chickens and feeding the pig and blogging about how dull that routine is.
I got the call to action
Farm Posts | feeding time, pig
I’m always happy to be called into service to feed the animals on my days off. I just wish I had advance notice sometimes.
Funny Hen Habits
Farm Posts, The Rooster | feeding time, hens, rooster, school
I keep changing my mind as to whether or not chickens are smart or stupid. I suppose, just like any other animal, they have certain things that they are aware of and good at and other things that they just can't comprehend. I think when it comes to food they probably...
The dog that doesn’t eat treats.
Farm Posts, General Blog Messages | Dog Food, dogs, feeding time, pig, Pizza Hut
There isn't much more that I can say about that. I live with two dogs. The male one doesn't love treats but he certainly will eat them if I have my hand out. He follows me around and gives me that sad face if I have food. It's not his fact. He has a sad face all the...
Pig Tails
Farm Posts | feeding time, pig
Since I'm not responsible for putting the pig to bed each night I stay outside from the time of feeding to the time of rest and it's fun. I watch the animals in a new way sitting nearby. I watch the hilarity of the rats peeking out from their hiding spot to see if...
Pig in a wet blanket
Farm Posts | feeding time, the pig
As it gets colder, my duties get a little bit more detailed. Not much, but a little bit more. I have to remember now that when the pig comes out to eat, I have to rush back into the coop and remove the blanket from the ground and place it hanging from the wall. Then...
Chilly but fine
Farm Posts, General Blog Messages, The Rooster | feeding time
This is what fall weather is supposed to be like. With your shoes and perhaps a light jacket, it's nice to sit out for a while. The dogs aren't as impressed because there's no current sun beams for them to lay in but it's not like it's raining so they're not super...
Rooster Reminder
Farm Posts, The Rooster | feeding time, rooster
Although I didn't expect to feed the hens today, I gave them some nice food around 4:00 and it was a good assortment of three different types of food. We have several locations we feed them into keep things interesting so I fed them at the northernmost elevated...
Hens are dumb
Farm Posts, The Rooster | feeding time, hens
There are a couple of weaker hens that get extra attention occasionally. If they don't come out because of the weather or whatever reason we sneak into the chicken coop and feed them a private dish. They were out in the bright sunlight today a little before noon when...
Another surprise lunge
Farm Posts, The Rooster | attack, feeding time, fish, goldfish, rooster
Is that how you spell lunge? As I was speeding the hens and the rooster I held my baseball bat to the side while I poured the food from above onto one of the dishes as I was going towards the second dish the rooster came at me surprisingly fast. I didn't have time to...
My (his) defence stick is gone
Farm Posts, The Rooster | feeding time, rooster, war
I'm pretty sure the rooster didn't take it and I walked the grounds looking for it. Last time it was my fault and it was just outside but this time it looks like he's used it and put it down somewhere. I'm going to assume not intentionally and not maliciously but it...
There be whales here
Farm Posts, General Blog Messages | feeding time, fish, goldfish
In truth, there be goldfish here isn't as impressive but it did surprise me. I had given up on the fish being alive and stopped feeding them there fresh clear water fish food because I saw no sign of life and no sign of them eating the food. Last night it came up in...
Do Roosters carry rabies?
Farm Posts, The Rooster | feeding time, rooster
I know they don't. Probably. It was a brief fantasy about finding a reason to get rid of the rooster and win the war once and forever. Another attack from the front line happened this morning. I also witnessed the rooster being a bit of a bastard. Not doing his...
I can’t believe he still tries to make a run now and then.
The Rooster | feeding time, pig, rooster
I was almost at the steps to the house when I turned my back and the rooster. It's usually a safe spot especially since the food is a long way away. I think you may be mad because I didn't bring out a fifth portion for him which for a while I was doing, It's so hard...
Afternoon Feeding Conflict
The Rooster | feeding time, rooster
I placed the majority portion of food in the elevated area near the door. Because, it had rained earlier, I had to reach to grab the main dish, flip it over and let the water out as everyone came running, eager for their dinner portions. I set my defence stick down...
I’m a few minutes early today.
General Blog Messages | defence, feeding time, pig, rooster
Actually, I'm on schedule but the three remaining birds that are last to go back to the coop in the evening are still out. The rooster and his two first officers. So I sit up at the front seeing if they go inside in the next short while. You don't seem to have noticed...
Not allowed to talk about it
General Blog Messages | blog, feeding time, general, messages, pests, talk
I'm not supposed to use the word rats out loud in the backyard or in my blog. We don't talk about it. But I do see them. And one just ran by my feet just now which is the closest interaction I've had. At least they don't go for my ankles like ferrets do. I hate...
I guess the war is over.
General Blog Messages | blog, draft, feeding time, general, guess, messages, over, read, rooster, shared
I'm not saying that the rooster trusts me now or that we have any kind of relationship but it does seem as though he's less confrontational now. He's finally figured out I'm the one that's feeding him and the battle isn't worth it. I think it's been 3 days where...
The pig’s meal
General Blog Messages | blog, draft, feeding time, general, messages, read, the pig
The pig eats quite well. This stew is not for the humans of the house. It is put together in a huge pot that lasts about a week as I scoop out a portion each night and it gets combined with four handfuls of official pig grain for a delicious tasty meal every night....
It shat on my hat.
General Blog Messages | blog, draft, feeding time, general, hat., messages, read, rooster, shared
I was in my room the other day making videos as I am want to do and I realized I couldn't find my orange hat. In Canada we call them toques and I'm not sure I know how to spell it. In the states like thank you call them beanies but essentially they're just winter hats...
Summer Falls by the Falls
Dream Universe, General Blog Messages | blog, draft, feeding time, general, messages, read, rooster, shared
I had a fall this morning. It was scary shit for a short while because it was a multi-stage fall knocking over various things as I tried to save myself on the way down. I don't remember what started it. Things like happen unexpectedly and you're not concerned about...
Am I boring you with my evil rooster stories?
General Blog Messages | bad voice to text, blog, draft, evil, feeding time, general, Google Voice Keyboard, messages, read, rooster, shared, stories, with.
Warning. This blog was voice transcribed from the bathroom after feeding but I don't have my teeth in so I noticed a lot of errors. I should probably go and edit it manually but I'm pretty sure I won't. Not much has changed over the past while. The rooster still tries...
More chicken shit to deal with.
General Blog Messages | blog, chicken, draft, feeding time, general, messages, more, read, rooster, shared, shit, with.
So the rooster has figured out this none shall pass power that he has When he standing where I need to be and I can't get by. We waited out As I inch and inch. Gaining ground until such time as I can squeeze past while maintaining eye contact at all times. He tries to...
Blockade
General Blog Messages | blog, draft, feeding time, general, messages, read, rooster, shared
Today's adventures with the rooster involve them hanging out by the door. I don't like this. They want to be fed earlier and I'm already feeding them an hour earlier than I was last week. Unfortunately today I just discovered that my defense of stick and both the...
Rooster Friday
General Blog Messages | blog, draft, feeding time, friday, general, messages, not, read, rooster, shared
Not much to report him the human versus rooster wars today. Ever since our epic battle he seems to understand that I need to get to the food area to feed them and today he let me walk by him back towards the house. He still feels a little uneasy eating if I'm in view...
SmackDown Day
General Blog Messages | blog, draft, feeding time, general, messages, not, read, rooster, shared
Today's Rooster adventures were a little different. Due to some sleep issues I'm working out, I slept in and didn't get downstairs till 745 instead of my usual 720/730ish I used to start even earlier but decided the neighborhood probably benefitted from the extra 30...
Best laid plans vs Chicken logic
Commentary & Opinion, General Blog Messages | best, blog, chicken, commentary, draft, feeding time, general, logic, messages, opinion, Orangejeff420, plans, read, rooster, shared
When I can out the door for the afternoon feed, the weak chickens that linger in different circles are always first to detect me, and the waddle towards me. Over the past couple of days I've tried to death feed them their own portion before the rooster and his harem...
Mojo and Me
Commentary & Opinion, General Blog Messages | blog, commentary, draft, feeding time, general, messages, opinion, Orangejeff420, read, rooster, shared
I learned the name of the rooster's mojo but I prefer calling it the rooster anyway because calling it by its name implies some form of relationship. I suppose in a way we do have an adversarial relationship he wants to attack me and I want to avoid being attacked. He...
Today’s Stupid Mistake
Work Related Posts | feeding time, shared, the pig
I kind of think I was always this way but I can't be sure because of the way my memory works. I make stupid mistakes, I knock things over, and I don't foresee the consequences of things I do before I do them. Today's example was quite unfortunate and I can't get away...
The Monday before I have to pay attention again.
Personal Journey | attention, cat, draft, feeding time, have, journey, mistakes, Monday, personal, read, rooster
I'm feeling more stressed than I need to be,but that doesn't really help. Then again, my stress has always been pretty mild. Since I go with the flow about everything, worrying about the future is a useless pastime. He starts a job tomorrow that will take him out of...