When things happen to you, my first instinct is to tell you to share that thing. Turn life into a story as soon as you can, so you remember it and it becomes a part of history. It's part of my world philosophy, in many ways summed up by the pop culture phrase; "pics or it didn't happen". However...
I have a saying I often use in much the same way others use; "Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior". It's not so much a chant or affirmation, it's just a hint at my own religion. "My Universe Provides" When I refer to "my Universe" I mean just that. I am the center of my own Universe. Let me digress...
I can feel it in the air tonight is a perfect first line for tonights live brain trascript. I packed a big bowl and toked some deep bowls. This is on top of the last of my acid. But it's there... closure on my terms. This trip is not the first to have that feeling of,...
Idea: I crieque shows as I watch them… On WEEEED. I can pause and rant. Somebody edits and posts as a syndication to stoner stores. Only one per city or region. My column… On weeeeed (reference Jon Stewart referebnce abnd respecxt to what’s his name. Oh I feel...
In the privacy of my own mind, I am somewhat calculated. I believe I see the world from a different perspective than many. I have been told I am obsessive, and since that day, I have obsessed over whether it is true or not. I’m not TV-quality obsessive-compulsive, but...
Imagine an orange. You have 10,000 tiny straws, and you cover the surface of the oranhe with the straws so that every bit of oramge has a straw in it. Now conider the straws are actually beams of light, beaming outward from the oramges surface, and the orange is a...
Conspiracies. When I was a young adult, a modem had just been invented, that didn’t need suction cups, and a 70’s shape phone handle to be placed in the cups for an naudio tone to squell at 300 bad to a computer at the other end of the phone line. Your computers could...
Two Things Time Travels at the speed of light, away from the big bang. We are in the middle of a time-line, like a straw of light from our sun, and/.or the big bang. (2) How legalizing weed would speed evolution, evcomnomy and society. All the greatest inventions of...