The new dilemma. Shit now or

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As soon as I did it I knew I made the wrong decision and now I’m not sure what to do next. I’ve been having constipation issues and there are three main types of laxatives. I’ve gone through a process…

The new dilemma. Shit now or

As soon as I did it I knew I made the wrong decision and now I’m not sure what to do next. I’ve been having constipation issues and there are three main types of laxatives. I’ve gone through a process of the first type and didn’t really help with my issue.

Yesterday I tried the second type at bedtime and it looks promising but each day of trial means another day of not shitting well, and in direct coalition not sleeping well.

0 This morning I decided to try the suppository. Sticking the laxative up my ass with my finger and having it directly try and convince my bowels to soften up and let the convoy of old poo through. The box says it can work between 5 minutes and 1 hour.

Keep in mind it’s been some time since I’ve had a proper bowel movement. That whole area of my body feels tight and full and a suppository has a nice soft feeling to it. I took it and within about 5 minutes I felt like it might work. This might be the one.

Then I had to make the decision as to whether or not what I was feeling was the medication working and I am ready to begin my new life as a regular pooper. I wasn’t urgently in need of going to the bathroom. It wasn’t like diarrhea. I wasn’t running and just making it. I was just feeling like maybe I could do this now.

I sat down and let a little gas out. The safe fart. After another few moments I decided to go for it. I tensed up and gave it a little push and I’m pretty sure a bit of stuff came out but so did the suppository so now I don’t know what to do.

I’m too impatient. What I should have done is try to go to the bathroom first push wipe clean and then sit with the suppository for a while until it was clear and obvious it was time. I didn’t wait.

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