Apparently I neglected to barricade the front door after I checked for the mail. It’s probably about the 3rd or 4th time I’ve done this in 2 years but unfortunately it is a hotspot paranoid worry that gets me a lecture each time.
He can leave it unbarricated not a problem but if I do apparently one of the dogs knows how to use doorknobs which of course is completely silly because it just is. He lived here for 9 years with a barricading with doors and only started during his paranoid phase last year. Now it’s a capital offense to forget.
I have yet to complete one day without getting in trouble for something, whether minor or perceived major.