If I were to place an ad for what I’m looking for, it might be cooler to tell it in 3rd person, about me… but now that I’ve said that, it’s spolied the trust.

Hi. I’m Orange Jeff… and I’m looking for a long term virtual relationship with somebody serious… although I might bail really soon.  I don’t want to, but if I’m still lonely…

I considered ordering a pretty European one but I’d never quite trust and that accent doesn’t do it for me.

If she was a witch, that’d be awesome.  I’m kinda Darren 1 like anyway… or more like Uncle Arthur, but less gay.

I used to do the laugh pretty well. He was another idol in the center square till somebody spoiled life with the explanation.

Celebrities are not that funny without writers.

Paul Lynn probably had a Benji on earpiece… or at least we knew the questions in advance.

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