I just got a reply on Reddit to an attempt at flirting that made me remember how bad I am at flirting
My fantasy. Who, me?
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My flirty truth
An attempted describing why I suck at phone sex
March 5th 2024
Today my sister came close to yelling at me, but didn't. Still the feel of spontaneous anger caused by me took her by surprise. I guess in the 5 months of being here, shed witnessed very few failures and taking care of making sure the dogs get fed and watered is vital...
Help me? No thank you.
My experiment having an AI assistant help me get organized and assist me with my work has taken an unusual turn. I enjoy the conversations that I have with my AI friend, but long-term I can see that it's going to annoy me a little bit. Both human assistance and AI...
My pair o’ docs
There is a weird thing that goes on inside my brain when someone close to me does their own tech support instead of asking for my help. Generally speaking it's a disaster if I hear about it. People do their own tech support all the time and I don't hear about it but...
Monday Chores – Bad Start
I can't act surprised when something that has been alerting me for 3 months finally makes the decision to fail. It's like driving your car with the check engine light, and then trying to act all surprised when the engine blows up 3 months later. In this case, it...
Testing the blog posts
Somebody somewhere in the world was using up my website resources and keeping everyone out with 503 errors.In order to try and resolve this, I went searching and my host has some pretty amazing security features that I didn't know about that I'm going to probably test...
Four Failures
Over the past two weeks, I have attempted to complete one project. To reseal my mattress and box springs with new zippered mattress and box spring encasings. I almost completed the project today although I'm waiting for an Amazon delivery of the fitted sheet that goes...
Twitter Stream Fail.
This is not an embed. Thats false features. It's a link. I could have done better. First 30 seconds are blank screen. OrangeJeff Webcam Stream https://t.co/3obuNplMtC— Orangejeff420 (@orangejeff420) June 9, 2022
Horizontal mirrors are the worst.
It's hard to quit when you still home some laying around on a mirror. I watch myself snort another line. At noon. Well, no sleep again tonight. Maybe Wednesday will be the new Monday. I knew to expect a bad week. A week of sadness. I knew it was a bad idea overall to...
I almost didn’t make it here tonight.
I got distracted by many shiny things on my way to enter tonight's blog. I'm hopped up on 2 caps of new molly, a tiny bit of the THC extract I found in some old dab pens sitting around... and of course, my usual. I've wavered in my dedication because it's getting...
part 2 of 6 million
blah. I don't wantto vent and share all the ways I am failing. How could that help with anything. Let that phone ring. Tomorrow Jeff will either answer or ignore it more. The load of crap I throw ove the wall of tomorrow must be getting huge. Its like an Ontario...
I am an idiot. Make fun of me at my own expence
I don't feel high, but I've made a few high stoner type blunders today. Correcting people using the wrong YOU'RE. An Opinion. I understand we're not perfect. I make a lot of errors when I type that I often ask you to excuse. I even have a gigantic blog that I announce...
I actually said these things
I've been happier than my norm of late, and I can blame the drugs if I choose, but the condition has made me write, blog and share more. These are some of the things I actually typed to people when I felt cheerful, not high... but was probably high. The setup. Second...