Stealth Monday Garbage Pickup

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Sometimes there are just things that I don’t want inspected by the border patrol or in my case the garbage control. When I moved in here actually I asked for two things don’t try to convince me to eat any…

Stealth Monday Garbage Pickup

Sometimes there are just things that I don’t want inspected by the border patrol or in my case the garbage control. When I moved in here actually I asked for two things don’t try to convince me to eat any of your food and let me throw out my garbage. The first one he does well. You never really invites me to eat his food. If you’ve seen the kitchen you might know part of the reason but I just don’t like most foods.

The garbage became a problem for a while though because I was throwing things out and he didn’t think they should be garbage. Food that has expired. He wants that food either for the animals or compost or who knows what he likes to go through that so I stopped throwing my food out as food, and perhaps limiting the raccoon problem that I didn’t know existed. Now I throw out my food as garbage in a garbage bag after he’s left.

Today’s garbage included a bunch of piss in milk curtains that has been around for far too long. For the last 4 weeks it’s been hidden under the bench just waiting to be seen. I got lucky. The neighbors found it and they keep bringing it forward but I don’t think he did. Unless he’s being secretive too.

I still have a lot of secret garbage to throw out but I gave up on getting the big garbage bag out of the closet this morning because it requires a lot of moving about their things but he’s going to be at work for another few months at least so every other week I’ve got the chance to lessen the risk of being caught with contraband garbage.

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