If you’re trying to convince me that you are from the United States then wow, your English is horrid. You’re clearly someone who learned English either as a second language or as in one of the foreign countries that uses English substantially different than we do. I am however impressed that you appear to be a real person answering without the use of a script as most of the tumblr women who say hello are. It’s sad that Tumblr has become such a collection of fake profiles and fake women. I still have feels yes. I still like the companionship of a woman. It probably won’t be you however since you are about 4,000 mi away from me. We are not a good match for that reason and others. That’s not to say I’m enjoying the Tumblr conversation but as soon as it changes from this to a more scripted pitch, it will probably end.

That’s what I’m saying so long as you have feels it’s sounding like you need someone..i didn’t say it’s me…I’m just telling you a woman can change something in your life

I’m not denying I need a companion. I’m actually in fairly desperate need of a companion although being asexual makes it difficult. I’m not really looking for a sexual partner and that’s pretty much all that’s on tumblr. I’m also over 50 as you would know if you look at any of my various blog posts. Age doesn’t really matter to me but it just makes it a little bit harder to find a companion that matches my intellectual level, my bizarre sense of humor, my taste for science fiction like Star wars and Star Trek. I’m an odd match.

You sound like you really re introduce as comedian..You look funny..You know that relationship is build on maturity of the person not the age as you said ages doe not matter but to be wit some who can make feel happy and bring the best in you everyday no matter the problems and or bad situations…there’s always a good moment and celebration..Maybe you have not met a woman who Can match cos you have search for her..Relationship is not about sex..it’s about getting the intimacy you want..Even match is always ready for odd then..You see the intelligence or star you re talking about until you get closer or open your eyes to watch it

Do you actually talk like that or are you just a lazy typer? It’s literally hard to read for me.

How can type almost 200 hundred something words and you re saying a lazy typer outrageous..I’m just revealing the truth to you..You still need to be wit someone,who can make laugh and smile like real man

I believe I smile like a real man already and the point I was making is that I couldn’t really enjoy life with someone that speaks/typed as poorly as you. We’re just not on the same level. It literally bothers me to read your messages with all the glaring errors and omissions.

You sound like someone offended you

Get closer to someone he/she will who you real re..I accept that cos I have issues wit my phone it felt so my typing bring error not that I don’t know how to spell words I’m bachelor degree holder..I study a lot too about human being..No body has ever confronted you like I had..Nevertheless try something new in your life..You will see a change and selfless life style

I honestly don’t really have a problem with my life right now. The truth is I just don’t trust any women on Tumblr. Your speech patterns are obviously not California native and almost every woman that says hello is using a script of some sort and will eventually be betray me. So our conversation is cautious. I don’t really believe you are who you say you are.

That’s up to you I never ask you anything mr drug lord..it’s up to you..You re not real man..Real men don’t do what you re doing..You don’t know so say whatever you want,moreover you can’t judge me do you understand

I shouldn’t judge you but I certainly firm educated opinions and state that you’re not my type. Interaction with any new person is educational . We learn. We discover whether we click or clash. Whether we want more or not. I love interaction. I thrive on it. I’m always curious and learning. I love to understand more and I usually understand much more than I even let on. I don’t conform to the script. It is a ridiculous statement to say I’m not a real man. What else could I be? I may not be what you expected. I may not react the way you need me to, but I’m certainly not a fake. I’m unique and whether you realize it or not, I’m having great fun analyzing you. You’re the best conversation I’ve had here in a while, but I see no future because I am in fact a real man with a real brain. You can quit any time. You are in control here. I’ll respond as long as a message awaits but you’re free to call me names and walk away… Unless that is against the rules of your job.

You re not making drug lord have type you re kidding

But you do.

“You re not making drug lord have type you re kidding”. That sentence makes no sense. First of all, drug user. Not drug lord. Not an insane crazy freak. I think I have shown I am an intelligent, wellspoken, polite, gentleman. I’m sorry that’s not what you’re looking for. Thanks for playing anyway. It’s sincerely has been the highlight of my Tumblr experience over the past two days. I will miss you.

Any body who sale users

I have never sold drugs. I have almost no education. I make an important difference in many people’s lives. I might be making an important difference in your life. You talk about judging people while judging me. You might have more success being honest. When you make a statement like anybody who sailed users, it’s hard for me to believe you’re naturally born in California and have English as your first language. You might have more success finding friends by being honest. Or not.

Whatever

Exactly. I’m glad you understand. It has been a pleasure conversing with you.

Whatever you not serious

I believe I told you I wasn’t serious in the very first message or perhaps the second. You live 5,000 mi away from me either east or west I haven’t decided. I’m 58 years old and you’re not. All I’m here for is to post videos, make people smile, and occasionally have a conversation like this which I enjoy more than you do.

Hey

Hello. Are we starting again?

We re done

About what exactly? You said it didn’t have to be you. I thought our conversation was real. I’m sorry you feel otherwise.

Hey

It’s been fun playing with you. I was wondering who would have the last word because I know the rules of your job as internet scammer usually want you to not quit

You really sucks

I’m sorry you feel that way. I’ve been polite and answered all your questions. I have not resorted to name calling. I was sincere and honest.

I don’t feel anything

Except the compulsion to reply.

If you re real let see on Skype

I’m real but I do not see any future for you and I.

You re just crazy

I see the future everyday the moment it turns to the present. That’s not my quote. In any case all I was saying was that we’re probably better exchanging messages this way than a live conversation one on one in Skype because you don’t really like me and I don’t really like you but I do like this exchange of messages. I won’t necessarily miss it specifically if it ends, but it is nice to load up Tumblr and see that I have at least one new message.

Funny you

I have a job. It just happens to be an easy one. I don’t ever consider interaction with people a waste. I love life and interaction. I’m a happy person.

Whatever you call it

I get that. You’re obviously on Tumblr looking for different things than I am. I use it to meet people with similar interests, to express myself through videos, share things I find that make me smile, and chat with people from foreign countries that claim to be from California.

You see

I prefer the term interesting or fascinating, but whatever the case, people seem to want more.

Whatever

Some might find it humorous.

There’s no need for us to talk then cos you re not my type

It’s funny that I said that didn’t I think probably the first sentence last week.

We’re done

I know. I read that just above. It would be very difficult to have forgotten in the time it took me to write my sentence, especially since I read mine out loud and the computer translates them.

I said we re done

Do I have your permission to add to my blog?

Can you read that

It’s hilariously funny.

What do you want from me

This is fine. This is exactly what I want from you. To have the last word. It’s kind of a test. To me, conversations like this are enjoyable. They have no depth, or future, but they are worthy. Enjoyable. Entertainment. I find you fascinating. Despite the fact that we have said neither of us are each other’s type, it’s still one of the longest running conversations I’ve ever had on Tumblr and I would miss it when you find they decide to stop replying.

We re done final

That misspelling is actually quite hilarious because I can read it as we are re-done. That would mean we’re done for at my count the fifth time. This must be some new usage of the word done that works in California.

Can you imagine this is the story we tell our kids of how we met. Ha!

Whatever you call it

Can I ask one last question? In the past month have you had a conversation that was more interesting than this one?

Whatever

Good answer

Yeah good

Exactly. Done. You’ll never chat with me again.

Wit all your education you don’t understand we re done

I understand you’re done, but you don’t seem to

You re not serious old man

Is there some reason I need to be serious?

Old man we re done

Ok. Done done done. Not one more…

Done

It’s me your phone doesn’t autocorrect the word we’re.

You get it

Yes. I get it we’re done. That’s it. No more message

Whatever

I bet you thought I was done. Haha! Actually I just had to do some work for my job for which I get paid. You didn’t believe it but that’s okay I don’t really care much about what you believe and who you think I am and whether or not we’re done.

Oooooh. I guess we’re done.

Of course

I knew you’d come back to me Hun.

Hope your Thursday is or was a good one.

Bad sentence

Actually the grammar in that sentence is acceptable. Technically it should start with the word I, but the tenses are intentionally present or past depending on whether you are in California as you say, or across the ocean as I say.

Stop texting me

We have Tumblr in common. Sometimes, the best relationship that are between people who don’t have things in common because they always have new things to talk about and new things to learn. I am open to answering any questions that don’t call me an idiot or insult me within the question. You are free to end this conversation at any time, simply by not replying.

In truth, it is you that continues it. Conversation requires two people. If one doesn’t reply, it ends but I promise you I will not be the one ending this. You ask what I want from you. Simply this. I enjoy turning on Tumblr and seeing a message from you. It’s fun. You are fascinating to me and I’m surprised, really surprised, that you don’t find me interesting enough to continue chatting with. I am unlike anyone you have ever met or chatted with before. I am an intellectual that can be funny or serious.

I am a resource you are not using because I didn’t fit into the mold or the script that you have before you. I don’t know what you originally intended for our chat to be or to lead to. You told me upfront it didn’t have to be a romantic relationship. We don’t have that it’s clear, but we do have a conversation that may have lasted longer than many, or any you’ve had previously. There is something about me that keeps you replying even after you’ve said we’re done. We’re done. We’re done, except in your version there’s no apostrophe for some reason.

I wanted a friend

I can be that. In a way, we do have that. We chat every day. It makes me smile. I’m capable of toning down the doubt and sarcasm. If you’re honest with me, I could be a friend. I doubted you were truthful partly because I get 40 messages a day from fake women here on Tumblr and partly because you appeared to be speaking a foreign version of English, which I see improved vastly after that comment. You exhibited a lot of the traits and red flags of a foreign fake, so I made that assumption. I apologize. You were a bit guilty of making assumptions about me as well, and resorted to insults. In my mind, we’ve moved past that. I was sincere when I said I enjoy our exchange and it ranks amongst the most fun I’ve had on Tumblr. I would miss it, and it appears you’re somewhat addicted as well. I said very early on. You control everything here. It ends when you want, and it follows whatever path you lead it to.

Hello. My name is Jeff. I am a Canadian 58 yeR old man living in Niagara Falls. It’s a wonderful small city. I work from home, running a small internet hosting company offering technical support, consulting and web design in addition to Internet Hosting and web design. I am currently single, and because of my asexual nature, probably will remain so, but I’m very social and interactive.