This is from 5 or 6 years ago, redone with today's filters.

i-am-your-dealer-and-i: Shout out to you drug addicts who think they’re not good at anything. Youre good at being a drug …

I decided today would be a good day. I wasted my Monday, but there are things that need doing. The …

I woke up at about 8:15am and decided today was a day to give some of the week’s backlog of …

I wonder if everyone is coached to be happy…Most starving artists aren’t. On LAST COMIC STANDING, everybody is homeless, depressed …