I am a dog. I am a cat.
Spontaneously written as I typed while waiting for a task to finish. Dogs barking. Cats purring all around me.
I am a fish. Seemingly content to watch all the madness of your life
I am a dog, always watching for ways to assist you and make you smile.
I am a cat, I can sit doing nothing for hours and you’ll have no idea what I’m plotting
I am a dog. I live in the present never worrying about the past
I am a cat. I knock things over when I walk past them
I am a dog. Nothing pleases me more than praise
I am a cat. I’ll take praise on my terms but secretly love it any time
I am a dog. I cower when the thunder is bad.
I am a cat. I’ll jump up straight if you surprise me
I am a dog. I take whatever life presents to me. I don’t plan.
I am a cat, content to be left alone, but not for too long.
I am a dog. Sure I want to go for a drive in the car
I am a cat. I’d rather not leave the house. I will, but I will protest and you won’t enjoy it.
I am a dog. I know what I did.
I am a cat. I know what I did but I know you love me anyway.
I am a dog. I like naps but I wake up quick and I’m always happy to play or go for a walk.
I am a cat. I love to naps but I’ll move if you need to use this chair. I will only complain enough for you to know I was happier napping.
I am a dog. I am happy to be here.
I am a cat, so I’ll go back to sleep the moment you look away.
I am a dog. How can I help?
I am a cat. Zzzz