I just ordered a hamburger without even thinking about it. I knew I had enough money to cover that hamburger despite the fact that I don’t have enough money to pay the rest of my bills this month. Does that make hamburgers similar to drug addictions? I just did it. It was instinct. Now that it’s being delivered, I regret it. I shouldn’t have done it. I have food in the house. I just don’t have beef. It’s been a while since I’ve had a hamburger and I like to have one now and then.
Oh my God I’m addicted to hamburgers.
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today… Oh shit it is Tuesday.