Cows roast chickens
The second in a series of cows roasting the chickens with bad humor

Cows roast chickens

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One of the chickens must have found out we’ve been roasting them with mean jokes. They sent a rooster over to complain… Of course. It was hard not to laugh in his beak when he started acting superior.  Chickens have no sense of humour. That species has more puns and innuendos associated with it than any and they seem oblivious.

Too bad they can only fly a few inches, or they might catch one of our clever jokes, but they all go over their heads.

This rooster struts over and starts yammering in that unbearable way roosters squawk. He’s mad about our apparent chicken roast. “Nobody roasts chickens”, he eggs claims. See what I did there? Chicken puns are so easy. I’m quite the eggs pert. 

All the other cows are laughing behind me. This poor rooster doesn’t understand why it’s funny he doesn’t approve of being roasted in this way. 

If he only knew that “roasted chicken” has two meanings. They still have no idea that humans eat chickens. I told him we were just kidding around and I promised to stop roasting the flock. I said I preferred fried chicken more anyway, but as usual, he didn’t get the joke. Confident he won, he turned around and strutted back to his coop feeling victorious. 

“I’m glad that’s “over easy” I called to him as he walked away. Great jokes like these seem wasted on those tiny chicken brains.

Sometimes, I think we go too easy on the chickens. You’d think they’d have a thicker shell.

That Rooster is one “paltry” excuse for a bird. Get it? Like poultry excuse? I crack myself up, but not in an egg way.

Sadly, they never met their parents. That explains a lot.

 

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