Conspiracy lunch

I have a theory that restaurants may irritate dinner guests just the right amount, in order to make the dinner a better story. Man and women enter a restaurant and are seated without the hist having spoken a word. They…

I have a theory that restaurants may irritate dinner guests just the right amount, in order to make the dinner a better story.

Man and women enter a restaurant and are seated without the hist having spoken a word.

They sit and discuss the odd seating.

The restaurant has provided the couple with something mutual to start a conversation.

A waiter comes and takes order

(author too tired to finish. Idea, seems less funny now. Entire staff created a plan to prank then reward a couple. Audience sees it with the couple, slowly get worse, but essentially people keep arising at her table and with increasing creativity, manage to get the word cunt out, or some less offensive word out. More and more official people come out to apologize, but manage to say it again.

Then they are given a room at the top hotel to spologize

Couple has a great story they will never forget and may even return every year.

Bed now. 330 am