“It’s Ok”, said the rabbit. “He’s cool. I know him.”
“Why would I take your word for it. You’re a rabbit”
“yes, but a talking rabbit, so either I’m the smartest Rabbit you’ve ever met, r you’re really really high talking to that post for Peter Rabbit on your wall. Either way, I’m telling you, he’s cool. You can trust me”
“I know lots of talking Rabbits. I work at the fair”.
“oh. well nevermind then”
— That moment when you think you’re soooo smart, and the guy puts you in your place.
I live my life in the “Oh, well nevermind then” zone. I live my life trying my best not to interrupt, agitate, irritate, annoy or otherwise be seen. I live my life being as invisible and insignificant as I can… unless you need me. Or you ask.
I never learned to ask. I always hang around with somebody and they do the asking. In this case, it’s a rabbit.
I see. It’s me that is too high.
Ok then, nevermind.